Seriously, mom? Will you ever cease with the tidying up?
I feel so squeaky like a rubber duck.
Must… discover… some… dirt… now!
Must… make… this… white… coat… extremely… dirty…
Nugget had no trouble locating a way to make his pristine white coat incredibly filthy. The instant he spotted that lawn, he understood it was his opportunity… his breath of independence.
That’ll teach his mom not to give him baths all the time!
Nugget, The Green Monster
Nugget, along with his human mom and dad, two twin sisters, a Labrador sister named Ellie, and a group of hens, all reside together on a small farm in Richmond, Virginia. Rural life truly fits them all, particularly Nugget. He has plenty of energy and ample space to zoom around.
Life on the farm can be rather messy, and if you’re a white-coated dog, every step you take feels like a gamble: will you land in hen’s waste, mud, or freshly-mown grass?
Nugget is familiar with the layout of the farm, but he’s not a tidy freak. Nugget remains a doggo, and this doggo ADORES getting dirty.
The one thing he detests is baths.
Having a mom slightly obsessed with cleaning (as any mom, right?), Nugget has encountered a few nuggets in the way whenever he seeks to relish farm life to the fullest.
His mom, Jennah, simply cannot say no enough times to prevent Nugget from getting filthy.
He’s even thrilled if he gets to plunge his adorable snout into some mud!
And, he’s extremely irritable when his mom catches him and compels him to clean himself… Ugh!
On one occasion, in retaliation for every sink bath he had ever taken, Nugget did something remarkable.
No one believed he would conceive such an idea.
No one could fathom how dirty that little dog could become!
Nugget’s ability to transform left everyone astounded.
He morphed into a doggy Hulk.
No, forget that!
He morphed into a Grinch!
Oh, hold on… I have a better one!
Nugget transformed into Oscar the Grouch, from the Muppets!
The tiny pupper seized the chance and rolled in freshly-mown grass which made him green from head to toe!
No, mom was not impressed with Nugget’s transformation. We all understand how challenging it is to eliminate grass stains. Imagine attempting to remove them from a white, fluffy coat!
It took some time, but Nugget was successfully cleaned, and all the stains vanished using some dish soap. It was a desperate plea for assistance, but the dish soap worked its magic. However, Nugget’s mom is well aware of what kind of shampoos dogs should utilize.
Look at that expression! That expression conveys: I regret nothing!
Nugget’s stains of sheer happiness did wash off, but he will treasure those moments of euphoria for eternity. As he continues his farm life in Richmond, Virginia, with his large family, the likelihood that Nugget turns green again the next time dad mows the lawn is exceptionally high.
Until his next transformation occurs, we cheer for Nugget, and would love for you to follow his mom who shares delightful farm content, featuring Nugget, on Instagram!