Dachshunds are endearing, but then they flip the script and reveal their true temperament. These petite wiener dogs are irresistibly charming, yet oh boy, they can become quite spirited! Don’t even consider attempting a joke or feigning harm towards their humans in front of these pups! They’ll pursue you all the way to the ends of the earth!
A discussion is trending on Twitter, ignited by comedian Sarah Cooper. The other day, she was strolling with her cockapoo, Stella, when a lady appeared with a doxie. She suggested that it’s better not to let the two meet due to the Dachshund’s disposition.
Unsurprisingly, Sarah was motivated to delve deeper into these canines; thus, the viral discussion ensued. Recently, Dachshund owners have been relaying hilarious anecdotes. You might want to take a look at these!
1. The TRUE guardians!
2. Indeed, the list is quite obvious. The smaller they are, the more irritable they behave!
3. There’s no good cop – bad cop dynamics with Doxies. They are all bad cops through and through!
4. This one is certainly not a purebred Dachshund. Here’s a rare example of the breed: a kind-hearted Doxie!
5. Ah, so that explains their aggressive and combative nature! No more badgers, then? If we provide them with badgers, might they mellow out, even just a tad?
6. Is there anything that Dachshunds aren’t irate about?
7. Are you not astonished they didn’t return her sooner?
8. Some Doxies are overly protective, some are just furious, some exist in their own realms, while others don cowboy hats simply because they can.
9. The stick matches the size of his pride!
10. Psst, there’s likely an exclusive Dachshund society you’re not part of. The foremost rule of the Dachshund society: you never discuss the Dachshund society.
11. Soooo, which one is lethal on sight? Just to be sure…
12. It’s a trap! Don’t be deceived! Initially, they entice you with their charming curly ears and puppy eyes, then they dominate you!
13. Wally is unquestionably experiencing an identity crisis. Does he even realize he’s a Doxie?
14. You cannot merely pet a Doxie. You must revere the ground beneath their tiny paws!
15. Just like those children who become feral when their mom exposes them to crowds.
16. Dude, never instigate a clash you can’t conclude, particularly not with a Dachshund!
17. See! I warned you, some of them inhabit their own fanciful realms!
18. Yeah, that’s the explanation for why everyone steers clear of Elvis…
19. Her forebears were likely pursuing skunks, not badgers.
20. If their exterior could align with their nature, Doxies would surely be the largest dog breed globally.
21. He absolutely knows how to chatter. But can he execute the walk?
22. The conclusion is impending. Just wait until the entire locale transitions into a Dogmageddon!
23. Wow, what are the chances of that happening?
24. Let’s be honest, all Dachshunds are peculiar.
25. When they appear that composed, they must be devising something. Even the cat is included! A catastrophe is approaching.
26. Queries? What inquiries?
27. A Dachshund struggles to coexist with itself as well… let alone with others or other dogs!
28. A darling by daylight, a rogue by nighttime. Do you realize what your dog engages in when you are not observing?
29. Some individuals never gain wisdom.
30. Bruce and I share something in common. The barking part, of course.
This is Bruce he likes Doritos, & barking at everyone on walks 😅 pic.twitter.com/ArqEMAD0hw
— JP (@JayPincott23) January 23, 2021
Now that you’ve enjoyed a chuckle, it’s time to discover more about these canines with distinct personalities.
The PSDA veterinarian, Anna, cautions us about the prevalent health concerns Doxies can endure. Due to their elongated backs, Dachshunds are susceptible to Intervertebral Disc Disease or IVDD, commonly known as slipped disc.
Severe cases of IVDD can result in total paralysis. Hence, it’s crucial to keep your Dachshund away from areas where it may leap from elevated surfaces. Avoid energetic activities like flyball, etc… opting for moderate exercise and your dog may stay with you for many years to come.
How long is that lifespan typically? How many years do Doxies generally live? On average, a Doxie lives between twelve to sixteen years… that is, if they are properly cared for. The key is to ensure these dogs refrain from nibbling on anything but their designated feeds since they can easily gain weight.
Additional weight implies added strain on their spines, leading to various health complications. Regardless of how much they plead with you to provide them food from your plate, a no is a no. Your Doxie needs robust muscles to support its elongated back. A fit dog is a healthy dog!
Regarding their nature, Dachshunds are instinctive hunters. They aren’t a breed that adapts to social settings the same way other popular pets do. Their hunting instincts will eventually surface, but training can help mitigate this behavior.
A well-mannered dog is a trained dog. Begin training early with ample positive reinforcement. Remember, they are intelligent pooches that must be stimulated. Keep them engaged and entertained or you might find your furniture in shambles.
However, not all dogs exhibit the same behavior. There are indeed gentle and serene Doxies! You just need to undertake a little investigation to locate them.